Unanswered Questions....???

Unanswered Questions:

1. Why do rock stars have a funky hair style?
2. How can actors meet with accidents in bus stops and start their careers in cinema ?
3. Why should be a villain always call his right-hand guy/lieutant with christian names (namely

david/peter etc) ?
4. Why do the state government officials (if you see somebody in educational dept / revenue / sales tax) always wear none other than a safari ?
5. who could be the first person to introduce a word from foul language (say a four letter word /any other vernacular)...cha (enna brainla ??)
6. Do the soldiers who die in wars, will talk for fifteen minutes like our bollywood/kollywood heroes after getting hit by 15 bullets ?
7. If parents are interviewed for their children's admission, what will happen to a child whose parents are illiterate ?
8. why should heroes are always poor and heroines are rich in screen ?
9. If you have educational qualifications from conductor to collector, then why my beloved MLA is uneducated ?
10. "Congratulations, neenga appavaga poreenga" / ellame 48 hrs kazhichu thaan solla mudiyum / we tried our best - god is great - are these are only words which are taught in medical college ?
11. Why do girls speak in english in front of the guys (even though both of them knew their mother tongues..."tameel theiryum pa" - fellow stella marie peter...)
12. why the hell heroine always say (ennai onnum pannidathey - dont come near me) in a rape scene, instead of reminding him the guy to rape him, she cud have called for coffee shop
13. why actors like ARS / Veeraraghavan / V gopalakrishnan were not give chance to act in NYPD serials ?? (most experienced in acting as police officers)
14. If whole of tamil nadu shud not learn hindi, then how come sons and relatives of politicians can alone speak hindi ?
15. who is the one niraburadhi (acquitted) who should not be punished, whereas the hundred criminals can be set free ?
16. why can't autos in chennai alone will not come to KK Nagar/Adyar (adhu varathey sir...), whereas autos in banaglore and hyderabad can come anywhere ?
17. where does one get ideas to write songs namely (lalakku doll dappi maal / omaha seeyan) ?
18. why do managers set a target of 125% (qualitative attribute mind you not quantity like intelligence/hard working) in your appraisals which they expect to beat their expectations ?
19. If i copy a song of illayaraja / AR Rahman and release it and if it is called plagarised, then so many vidwans are doing the same in december season without paying royalties to swami thyagaraja? (ofcourse Sabhas don't encourage free kutcheris he he ....)
20. why do most of the feminist writers who speak about female emancipation never live with a male and lead a successful life ? (dei lakshmana...ofcourse the males also great freedom from them ....ha ha )


/Lakshman

Comments

Kiran Prakash said…
Not just the rock stars grow long hairs, even the gundas, allakkai, nollakkai of the villain do have long hairs these days. Also, they always travel in Tata Sumo, with their heads and hands out of the vehicle, screaming something.

Lord Shiva came down to answer Shenbhaga Pandiyan's doubt/question. Even if he comes down by today, he will simply blink, if he is put with these questions. No one can answer these. Ellam Vidhi.....

-Kiran
Chandru said…
I liked your questions about govt official's safari and the nirabaradhi one.

About the plagiarism in carnatic concerts, the answer is simple. Illayaraja and Rehman copy and call it their own composition. The carnatic artists render and still give tribute the "original" composers. If these copy cat music directors agree where they copied from, nobody is going to ask this question.
balai said…
Excellent compilation of questions we all wanted to ask. As for the remaining ones, I think comedy act Vivek has asked them in the movies ;) ( enda owner fotova lorry munnaadi thonga vidareenga ...hee hee)

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